Because I obsessively look for connections
everywhere. This time, I’ve discovered that all of my OTPs include one – and only
one – partner that will unfortunately die prematurely.
In
Metal Gear Solid, Snake was inflicted with FoxDie; a virus that will kill him at some point, although the timing will be completely random. He is also a clone, which makes him age far too quick. Thus, he will leave poor Otacon all alone before Hal has even reached middle-age.
In
Harry Potter, Remus suffers from lycanthropy, which wears terribly on the body. In the last scene he's in in the movie, he is walking out of the classroom
leaning on a cane. And the whole description of “young face etched with lines” and “brown hair flecked with gray” isn’t helping either. Sirius will be left alone frighteningly soon, and that is on top of their 12 years apart. (Because everything that happened after PoA
didn’t happen.)
In
House MD, House’s liver will give up within a few years. And since he’s an addict, he won’t get a transplant. And then there is also the constant playing with death by submitting himself to dangerous experiments, the organ-donor-on-wheels he is so fond of, the generally self-destructive life-style and the fact that you can always get hit by a bus (which is… a disturbing simile to use after the season finale). And poor Wilson will be left alone with no one.
…
Why is there no such thing as happy endings!?